Classic April Fools Jokes - The Best Funny Jokes

There were two blondes at the park.

One says, “Look at that dead seagull over there.”

And the other looks up and says, “Where?”

A grey goose walks into a bar and says” I’d like a scotch on the rocks.” The bartender looks at the goose funny, but goes to get him his drink anyway. The bartender continues to look at the goose so the goose asks, ” Hey, what’s your deal? Why do you keep looking at me like that?” The bartender says, “Besides the fact that you are a talking goose? Well I actually have a drink named after you? The grey goose replies, “You have a drink named Fred?

A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sale.

He asks the clerk what the parrot’s name is and the clerk tells him it’s Chet. He also tells the man that this is one amazing parrot. If you put a match under his left foot, it sings “Jingle Bells,” and if you put a match under its right foot, it sings “Deck the Halls.”

The man thinks that is the coolest thing he’s ever seen, so he decides to buy it for his wife. So he gets home, and puts it away.

Then he wonders what will happen if he puts it a match between its legs, so he tries it, and the parrot starts singing “Chet’s nuts roasting over an open fire…”